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Showgirls Nomi Malone (played by a horrible Elizabeth Berkley after her Saved By the Bell days) is a dancer who finds herself in Las Vegas doing lap dances. She dry humps and shimmies her way into a showgirl position only to realize that being at the top isn't all it should be. Along the way, though, is wher more... - 2013/05/22

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Oh, man... where to start? This was Tim Burton's first full-length movie as a director. Pee Wee Herman loves his bicycle. It is stolen and he visits a psychic whose fortune leads Pee Wee on a wild goose chase through several states on a quest to find it. Along the way, wacky things happen. Pee Wee more... - 2013/05/22

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Django Unchained Quentin Tarantino's most recent film had just about everything you could ask for in a movie. The classic action, violence and dialogue-dominated scenes you would expect from Tarantino, with just enough comedic relief to balance it out. Not to mention the casting of big names such as Leonardo DiCapr more... - 2013/05/21

The Watch The Watch is a highly polarizing film. Some people think it's the shits, while others think it's just shit. It is stupid, silly, ridiculous, juvenile, and I loved it. OK maybe love is a strong word, but I liked it a lot, as a friend. It delivers plenty of gore in the form of green, slimey a more... - 2013/05/21

Haywire I watched this on a nine hour, over seas flight and I still think that I could have used my time more wisely. Gina Carano of MMA fame plays Mallory Kane, an unstoppable Black Ops agent out for revenge. Kane supplies some of the most wooden acting that I have ever seen. I kept thinking it was more... - 2013/05/21