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Olympus Has Fallen  <!--[if gte mso 1 more... - 2013/05/24

Showgirls Nomi Malone (played by a horrible Elizabeth Berkley after her Saved By the Bell days) is a dancer who finds herself in Las Vegas doing lap dances. She dry humps and shimmies her way into a showgirl position only to realize that being at the top isn't all it should be. Along the way, though, is wher more... - 2013/05/23

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Oh, man... where to start? This was Tim Burton's first full-length movie as a director. Pee Wee Herman loves his bicycle. It is stolen and he visits a psychic whose fortune leads Pee Wee on a wild goose chase through several states on a quest to find it. Along the way, wacky things happen. Pee Wee more... - 2013/05/23

Our Vincent Price Reviews!  <!--[if gte mso 10]> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name more... - 2013/05/22

Django Unchained Quentin Tarantino's most recent film had just about everything you could ask for in a movie. The classic action, violence and dialogue-dominated scenes you would expect from Tarantino, with just enough comedic relief to balance it out. Not to mention the casting of big names such as Leonardo DiCapr more... - 2013/05/21

The Watch The Watch is a highly polarizing film. Some people think it's the shits, while others think it's just shit. It is stupid, silly, ridiculous, juvenile, and I loved it. OK maybe love is a strong word, but I liked it a lot, as a friend. It delivers plenty of gore in the form of green, slimey a more... - 2013/05/21